Yoshito's Wedding!

That's right, my brother finally got over his old girlfriend Babs Muller, and found true love. Well, kind of...

He went ahead with his plans to marry the female robot he had been working on for a while. The ceremony took place at his 87 acres estate in Malibu.


OOn this photo, Yoshito, who refused to wear his trademark glasses, is trying to find my roommate Phil Schwarzetti, to give him his famous welcome gift, a box of rubber gloves.

As you can see, the bride was very realistic, and almost complete.

She seemed to have trouble with the ring, and the priest looked very scared. But everything went fine. I don't think anyone found out that no flesh was involved in the making of this beautiful woman.brother called me a week


My brother had called me a week before the ceremony for some help. Like, finding girls to pose as bridesmaids, and a guy to be the bride's Dad.

I asked none other than my co worker, and 1960's movie star Loyd Bronze.

Loyd was thrilled. He accepeted and said he would stay as long as the bar was open.

Loyd is a true professional. He showed up with his own wardrobe.


Yoshito also asked me if I could provide him with a few fake bridesmaids. I turned to Father Mel, owner of the famous Buttbar in Van Nuys.

He asked a few of the regulars to show up at the wedding, in a "typical bridesmaid outfit".

As you can see, my roommate and best friend Phil Schwartzetti didn't waist any time to introduce himself.


After my brother changed her dress, his wife tried to help him cut the cake. But, by then, her face started to fall apart, and some of the metal structure was showing. And the dress wouldn't cover her arms either.

It was very hard for them to cut that cake. Her arm didn't work, and he wasn't wearing his glasses. Then bored guests started taking their clothes off.

They pretty much gave up on that cake after 30 minutes. We all went back to the bar.


We all thought everything was doing fine, when the nightmare started. The woman from the past came and crashed the party.

Babs Muller was back, and she was ready to raise hell!!! Which she did later on that evening.

BBBut that's another story...but that's another story


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