Van Nuys PD.
Last week, we called the Mojo Casting agency and got some great news: they needed us to work on "Van Nuys PD". A new cop show on UPN.

It one of my favorite show ever. Phil likes it too, but he thinks the writing is a little too complex. One thing we both agree on is the car chases. They are great!

Phil's first job on the set was to drive this fake taxi. He loves cars, and couldn't wait.

Well, it turned out he got a little bit too exited about the driving...
Phil claims his foot got stuck on the accelerator. He told me there was some kind of glue on the pedal.

Anyway, he crashed into one of the sets. It turned out to be the main one: the police station.

The snob producer was really pissed. Poor Phil didn't know what to do. He woke up a couple of days later.

The show had to shoot around, without the main location for 6 weeks after that...
That's the car Phil was driving. The poor slob never had a chance.

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The doctors told us he is going to have brain damage. I can't really tell the difference between the old Phil and the new Phil. He seems happier, maybe. He sings all the time now.

By the way, they didn't find any glue in the car, but a lot of chocolate syrup under Phil's left shoe
We were both banned from the set "For ever". But when I showed up the next day for my big scene, nobody noticed.

I I was part of a very important scene with the famous Marty Shawn.

I even thought him how to tie his shoe with one hand, a famous trick I invented to meet girls
That picture was taken at the end of a very hard day, when the snob producer found out I was still there. He personally tried to kick me off the set.

But I think I put out a pretty good fight. I am pretty sure he was bleeding when the ambulance drove me away.

We still watch the show because of the great Marty Shawn.

But we are thinking of suing that snob producer.
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