The Wedding Reception

As you can see on this photo, everybody had fun at the reception.

The bathrooms line was too long, so some of our extra friends, like Floyd Schmidt and his brother Zed, went into the pool.

This picture was taken the next morning at 6 am. They were still there. Yoshito had the pool cleaned with acid right after the party...


That's my roommate Phil Schwartzetti with the best men. My brother Yoshito doesn't have any friends, so he asked Vince to find him some "Best men".

We got a few of our friends from the Mojo Casting agency, like Floyd Schmidt, Ratso Bonatto and Sid Mell, to help us out and pretend to be my brother's best friend.

That's all of them here, on their way to the pool.


And THAT, is the famous Babs Muller.

She still lives in Japan with a car designer. She makes quite a bit of cash getting him to snag pictures of still secret cars.

She was obviously not invited to the wedding. She got there already drunk and told everybody that my brother was a "nerdy looser".

Yoshito and Babs had a nasty break up years ago. She told Vince she showed up to ruin the party. And she almost did...


Babs told us she was very proud of her new plastic surgery, and was not afraid of showing it off.

Later that evening, she was parading in a devil outfit. She got all the guys to pose with her for tons of photos. "To make my boyfriend jealous".

Here she is with my brother Yoshito and my roommate Phil Schwartzetti. Yoshito would have had a lot of explaining to do if he didn't marry that robot...


There comes a time when, even for Babs Muller, too much drinking is just that: too much drinking.

At the end of the day, 38 margaritas later, Babs got out of control and started her "property destruction agenda".

I have to say, for being well over 40, she is still very strong. It took about 12 guys to calm her down.

In the end, the party turned out pretty good. Vince sums it up in a few chosen words: "I wish that dorky brother of yours gets married again next week".

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