on the set of a PORN MOVIE !
This is literally the stuff our dreams are made of!

We got a call from Miss Popov at the Mojo Casting agency. She is Mr.Mojo' mean secretary, and she has connections in the adult entertainment business.

She basically watches porn all day.

She told us they needed 2 guys on the set of " Sick Love part 4" that day! Starring our favorite actresses: Desiree Chardonnay and Bamby Eclair!

Here is a shot of Desiree and Bamby, rehearsing their lines, with yours truly in the background.

(they told me NOT to do that again)
We were giggling all day, like two nuns meeting the Pope for the first time.

We couldn't believe we were actually there. I spent a whole 20 minutes at the Hollywood gym earlier that day, to be ready for my scenes.

Phil couldn't wait, and snuck behind Bamby Eclair during her monologue. They didn't re-shoot the scene. The director, Brad Sweeny, made a creative decision, and cut that scene out of the picture altogether.

" "I'm too old for that shit" were his exact words.
Phil had a scene as a delivery boy. He was hoping to get some action, maybe even a line.

That's Brad Sweeny directing actress Jessica Boob in front of Phil. But something happened and Phil had to be excused.

He was still in the bathroom an hour later when the director came to get him back on the set. He mentioned again that he was too old for that shit.
I don't really know what happened next. There was a lot of noise, somebody said "the cops are here!", and Brad Sweeny ran through the window and drove off.

Nobody knew what to do. When the police broke into the studio, actor Mike De Long was still working on a scene with Bamby. He didn't have time to run away.

That's a picture of Mike being arrested.

I guess we got lucky. We only had to stay in jail overnight. Mr.Mojo and his secretary Miss. Popov came and got us out the next day.

Although Phil refuses to mentioned what happened that night .

And a couple of weeks later, we got a package with a 8x10 glossy of Brad Sweeny's wife, Mona Titsa.

With a nice note from Brad.

That makes it all easier to forget that cold night, in a Van Nuys jail cell.
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