MOJO Casting
There it is: The Mojo Casting building, right in the heart of Hollywood.

Our Boss, Albert Mojo, moved his offices to this beautiful architecture landmark in 1980.

We actually don't go there that often because we get our jobs by calling the agency every day. For up to 3 hours.

That's the only picture available of Mr.Mojo during his acting days. Actually, his one acting day.

Poor Albert was born with a couple of attributes that made life a little harder for him than others.

First, his mouth was pretty crooked. Much more than on that picture, which was retouched by the studios. He had a very hard time spelling, and gave up on reading altogether at the age of 8.

And, he was much later diagnosed (by a doctor friend of his), with "acute extreme Turret syndrome".

The studios found out on the first screen test...
This is another reason why we don't go to the office too often: Miss Popov.

She is Mr. Mojo's secretary, and caretaker. And she is not very nice.

She doesn't believe that Mr.Mojo has Turret syndrome. She yells at him constantly, using worst language than Mr.Mojo on a Turret crisis.

And she watches "adult entertainment" all day.

"The only good thing on TV!" she yells.
One thing Mr.Mojo doesn't need help with, is throwing a great party.

Here is my roommate Phil Schwartzetti having a good time last week at the Mojo Agency. Later Miss Popov shut the place down and called the cops. Poor Mr. Mojo had to spend the next 3 days in jail. It took the cops that long to find out about his cruel decease.

This is the latest picture of the great Albert Mojo. Taken at his 90th birthday.

As you can see, he still has a passion for discovering young talents. These 2 girls are his latest discoveries. He told them he will make them stars, if they are willing to do what it takes.

As long as they don't go union and become snobs...
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