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MY LANDLORD
That's our Landlord, Sam Lomax.

He's a great guy. He doesn't ask us any questions, and he doesn't answer any of ours. All we know for sure, is that he used to be in the Adult Entertainment Business, and that he is now semi-retired, at the age of 47.

Here are the only pictures we could find of this man, who is kind of a "father figure" to me and my roommate Phil.
This is the oldest picture of Sam we could find.

He was 21. He wanted to be an actor and moved to hollywood at the age of 17. We don't really know where from. But he still has a very strong accent, especially when he screams. Very reminiscent of old W.W.II movies.

In 1966, Sam decided to take a trip across the US. He had this picture taken by 2 Belgian tourists. Who ran away right after.

He was in good shape, and was not ashamed of showing off.

Sam is a true entertainer. The world is his stage.

He was arrested 2 days later in his motel room. To this day, he is still looking for these 2 Belgian assholes who called the cops.
By 1973, he reached San Francisco, and claims to have found God.

He toured the Bay Area with a giant plastic cross for the next 3 days. He was again arrested after snob neighbors complained.

He never went back to San Francisco again after this. He calls it a "Hellhole". And he means it.

He sued the local police department for "Illegal and dangerous use of a giant plastic cross".

This was just a few years ago, when Sam turned 37.

He was a lot thinner then. He had a big party with is business associates in the back yard. His brother Pete (a.k.a. Pepito) also came.

Pete had too much to drink and started hitting on Sam's wife.

Sam threw his wife out and never saw his brother again.

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