On the set of "Jurassic Yard"
Phil and I couldn't wait to work on another huge budget film.

So, when our boss, Albert Mojo called us about "Jurassic Yard", we jumped on it.

Imagine! Giant dinosaurs, gorillas, snakes, a$2 million budget, monsters and adult film star Desiree Chardonay!

Here is Phil with actor Matt Fueller in the dino suit.
No. That's not me, and that's not my roommate either. That's Matt Fueller again, in a very demanding 2 part job.

He plays both the dino AND the main character: Acid Face.

Phil and I are behind, in the giant octopus suit. 350 pounds, 115 degree heat: you do the math...

We were off the next 4 days.
I asked Bamby, the make up artist, to take this photo of me as they were dressing me up for the "muscle guy" part.

I think this is one for the portfolio!!!

Once in the suit, I couldn't move. So they didn't use it. But I couldn't get out of it either.

They had to call the fire department the next day, to take me out of that thing.

The jaws of life saved my life.
The next week, I was supposed to play this giant monster, crushing New Jersey.

In a last minute casting decision, the director decided to use me instead of another guy in a suit. He said I didn't need any extra make up. He called me "perfect for the part".

Wait till Mr.Mojo hears that!!!!
We left a day before miss Chardonnay started to work. But the director, Otto Sugimotto, told her about me and Phil.

We got this picture in the mail a couple of weeks later. Right away, my roommate Phil Schwartzetti thought it was a fake.

"she wouldn't right stuff like that".

He thought the director was behind it. So the next day he went to the production office with a couple of his friends, Zieck and Boba from Van Nuys.

That office is now closed.

A couple of weeks later, sh
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