• BABS MULLER
My Brother Yoshito Burlapp met Babs Muller in 1969.

He fell in love with her right away. But she didn't notice him until 1975. That's when his 3rd pasta venture became really successful. He was a millionaire almost overnight, and Babs was all over him.

But Yoshito got very busy and Babs started getting bored...

So she joined the local Circus in the summer of '76 and became "Madame Dora".

My brother didn't seem to mind, it gave him more time to do some research. He's always looking for that new "spaghetti trend".

But after almost a year as "the 4 legged freak", she disappeared...

Yoshito was crushed...

By 1983, we had almost forgot about Babs Muller, when she sent me a picture of her. She just "wanted to keep in touch".

This photo was taken in East Berlin right before she got arrested for selling fake autographed pictures of the Pope.

She got very lucky and was released in 1992.

She then called my brother who was still sore. "I will kill that bitch if that's the last thing I do", he used to say all the time.

When she came back to the US, in 1994, she became addicted to Aspirin and Malt liquor. A very dangerous combo.

She wanted to meet with me one day. So she came over, high on Aspirin, and got drunk right away. She passed out before I could even say Hi... I took that picture as she was coming in, right before she passed out.

My brother wanted to kill her, so I put her in a bus before she woke up.

That's the last picture I have of Babs.

She left for Japan 5 years ago. She sent me this picture last e year, with a note. She doesn't get high anymore. She only drinks Japanese beer, and is in love with a local guy who owns a club.

She also got a "non paid-part time job" at some car design studios. God only knows what she does there, but it gives her access to a bunch of secret photos.

She sends them all to me, to posts them on the internet.
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