OSCAR BUZZ...
Remember this? That's right, it's the famous Buzz Diet book. The number one best sellers in the late 80's. (Now available at the "99c store" for 49c)

Well, to make a long story short, my roommate/best friend Phil Schwartzetti and I met the great Oscar Buzz at a private party outside of our favorite hang out: the Butt Bar in Van Nuys, Ca.

Oscar's life story is fascinating. He is now a big Hollywood agent. And guess what!

WE SIGNED UP WITH HIM!!!!
The interesting part of Oscar's life started in the mid 80's. That's when he reached the horrific number of 567 pounds on the scale! He says he never saw it coming. "It just happened, one twinky at a time...".

Scared by the number, he decided to do something about it... And he also claims it was harder and harder to "get babes". He decided to cope by writing a diet book. He wrote the book BEFORE he actually went on any diet. Which might seem a bit weird.

It got even more embarassing when the book became a hit, and Buzz had to do a promotion tour, still weighing around 550 pounds.

This is a rare shot of Mr. Buzz, as he was writing his world famous diet book on his word processor.
By the late 90's, Oscar had spent all the money he made from the book. So he decided to write a lame sequel. But this time, he was actually following his own diet.

This picture was taken as he was building a bathroom addition to his Hollywood Hills mansion.

By then, Oscar was down to about 300 pounds... And sweating a lot...
In 1992, Oscar Buzz revealed to the world that he had preserved all the fat he had lost in his spectacular diet. He then officially opened the "Buzz Museum". Right in his own backyard.

"The tax advantages were amazing". He told us later. "Plus, babes love it".

You can't argue with that. I had the chance to see the "fat display" for myself. And it is a strange, mesmerizing, enchanting and oddly attractive shape.
Mr.Buzz career was far from over after that. With the museum money, he opened a successful chain of massage parlors in Germany.

He came back to Hollywood to open his own artist agency in 2000.

Last week was an important moment. It was the day when I finally was personally invited to the Buzz mansion in order to sign the official papers.

Phil Schwartzetti and Vince Burlapp were going to be officially represented by Oscar Buzz.
So there I was, signing with Oscar Buzz. My roommate Phil got scared and run back to the Butt Bar to "celebrate". Oscar said it didn't matter, I could sign for him. "These legal documents are BS anyway" he likes to say...Here I am, on this picture taken by Mrs. Buzz, getting the "official BS documents" from our new agents.

Oscar says he's going to make us stars, by next year!
Phil didn't make it to the official signing. But he DID make it to the Butt Bar party that the owner, Father Mel, organized for us to celebrate the historical event.

Phil was dancing all night with this girl/woman(?). But she turned out to be "not at all what I thought" he told me later.

Anyway, he doesn't want to talk about that party ever again...