"Freddy's out for some fresh meat" were Johnny's exact words. He later told us that Freddy Gorgeous ( that's the guy's full name) is an agent, looking for new recruits. Then he walked away, still laughing.

Phil and I were very exited. Maybe this was the guy we were looking for, the one who would make us famous!!!

He immediately invited us to a party he was throwing that week end. He gave us directions to his fancy Beverly Hills mansion right away.

The "mansion" turned out to be quite a nice trailer, in an alley, but still in the heart of Beverly Hills.

We noticed right away the unusual size of his left hand. Our friend Johnny had warned us about it, and advised us never to mention it, so we just stared...

His oversized left hand became pretty "handy" when he started cooking about 16 burgers at the same time. He also kept mentioning that "if you guys play your cards right, I can make you more famous than Jim Nabors!".

We couldn't wait to "play our cards right"...

He introduced that guy as his "girl Marvin". I think even though she was topless, that girl wasn't very sexy. And what kind of girl name is Marvin ?!

He wanted us to sign one of the lifetime exclusive contract right there and then. I told him I needed to think about it ( although the offer was pretty tempting). Then he got kind of mad and ran off with his girlfriend...

He wanted to find out more about Freddy Gorgeous (and his girlfriend).

I only saw Phil 3 days later, when he finally showed up home. He was very quiet, and didn't mention the party, or Freddy again after that. He only said one thing about the whole thing : "If that's the last thing you do on this earth, don't ever trust that guy".

I guess, we are still looking for an agent...