That's right! She's back and she's loaded! With all the money she made in Japan, that is...

After "dumping that loser", she cashed in and got a deal on a mansion in beautiful Van Nuys. Just a couple of blocks away from our favorite hang out, the famous Butt Bar.

She says she worked her magic with a local real estate agent to get some "need work" property for close to nothing. That's her house on the picture. And that tree fell during the 1994 earthquake.

She invited us to her house warming party. Usually, she trows these in other peoples houses. But I guess she's proud of her new house, and she wanted to show off a bit...

She invited 25 people, but about 600 showed up.

Last time we had a party at our house, it wasn't quite that popular. We invited about 50 people. But we ended up watching old disturbing east german movies with our landlord, Mr.Lomax.And we had to kick him out when he tried to pull his old "after dark surprise" routine on us...

There she is, in all her glory: Babs Muller. She was already kind of drunk when we got there. She was also showing off her new breasts, courtesy of her former boyfriend's retirement money.

She was charging $2.00 to see them. None of us had that kind of cash handy. So we just started drinking a lot.

On the picture, you can see my roommate/ best friend Phil Schwartzetti listening to Babs story about her Mexican plastic surgeon. I think she was so drunk, she might have tried to hit on Phil.

I think on THIS picture, she is trying to hit on him. He doesn't really remember. He passed out right after I took the shot.

Babs was charging another $2.00 for pictures of herself. She claims that she might just come up with about half her mortgage money this way. So she won't need any roommate.

That's a pretty good idea, if you ask me. Phil and I are seriously thinking of selling our physical images for a profit...